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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was
astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then
she saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the center of the
bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst
premonition, she opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with John and he is so
nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and
his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the
passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will
be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He
wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.

John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it
with his friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves
it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be
back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith


PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call
when it is safe for me to come home.